Death Adder's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 7:56pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 6:21pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 7:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 7:38pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 11:22am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 10:55am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 10:11am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 6:06pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 5:29pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 10:14am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 5:28pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 11:25am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 6:06pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 3:50pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30