DeadlyPhantom
𝕱𝖔𝖚𝖗-𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓   Congo, the Democratic Republic of the
 
 
:csgogun: None of you actually exist. I'm the only real one. You're all just aimbots, what don't you understand. I'm at risk and you people still want to be friends.
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Farming Simulator?

I remember that I had a bad time with this game.

Very strange, I started the game and was met by walls of text. (of which I had no intention in reading after the first few boring walls of text.)
Lost to my own dismay from said lack of enjoyment, I sought to find some source of joy.
Down the docks, fighting monsters... your average RPG works.

-Then- and only then did I find it, Like Rapture; hiding where no normal man could reach.
A beautiful tiny plot of land, my land, one that would bring me and what future I wish to build to life.
My first sights of this land were something angelic and potent, filling me with a euphoria unlike any prior.
My very own farm, accommodated with a two-story farmhouse and a barn to the north-east and a large field to the south.

Eager to begin, I rushed to the field to begin my crop as early as I could. I dug, seeded and watered more than I had in any other game.
Once I was content with my work, I rushed to the barn to see what quality of heads of cattle I had just acquired just that day. Opening the large barn door, I see strange not cattle, but a anthropomorphic cat-girl?
Unwittingly, I approach this cat-girl in hopes to find what it could yield for me, there must be some reason for this cat to be in my barn, right??

Well, I go to see about feeding it as it is complaining about hunger, I open my pack and see I only brought with me is two loafs of bread and giant berry, luckily for me the cat -loved- the berry; eating it whole in only three bites.
Growing ever-so slightly closer to this cat-girl, I wished to see some potential be made of my new pet.
As a new cat-daddy, (colloquially coined by those namely pit-mommies), I wanted to see my new kitty prosper.
I braved myself to be the best farmer that ever existed in this community.

I looked further into my cat's options and saw one for "harvesting", curious I pressed it.
Meeting a list of numbers and stats, I looked away not really caring as I saw my cat as perfect the way she was.
I misclicked and found my avatar and my cat participating in what I can only describe as adult relations in my barn.
I was dumbfounded as I realized what this barn really was. Disgusted, I quit the game only 7 hours into my playthrough to write this review.
Please do not harm your own self perception and inner-being by playing this. This will change a man, I didn't understand what they meant by that before playing this. Like war, this causing only pain and later an inner struggle to find yourself when all is lost. I will find myself here again and again hoping I was dreaming and what I saw was a adulterated version of the game I thought I was purchasing.

Don't buy THIS game, it isn't worth it. Don't steam gift it. Don't even acknowledge it's existence. It's my job to carry the burden of that knowledge and warn others to keep away. I'm going back to my farm. I have a cat to feed...
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