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I loaded my last pampers this Christmas playing this game.
It was a sticky hot mess and my therapist questions if I will ever really recover.
Sometimes I get flashbacks to the first time I died and how I slowly sank back into my seat from the jump scare and I felt the smoosh cushion of yuck wet slop that melted down my pant leg and into my shoe..
My wife left me over it and everything. My kids won't even recognize me as father anymore. I saw a lot of empty bottles of alcohol and other wines inside the fridge and around the house so I too decided when my family left me to start drinking again.
Doesn't help much though. I can still smell it, you know? That lingering scent of Satan's raunch that tears the paint off the walls. Yeah.. The drinking can't even help me forget that...

Oh and yeah the game was great 10/10 I would certainly s h i t myself again!

https://youtu.be/32X6G2PIUEI?si=ejEat8CBiPMUXhPC
https://youtu.be/OWcDNVDsIJw?si=wYjvozCs6CEkASTD

Honestly this game can kick rocks.

It was so bad that I think people are entitled to some after thought of humor from another user.

Have you ever heard the tale of the Mad S h i t t e r ? Let us see... Where it all began in 1972...

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

I've never been so uncomfortably horny in my life. Also I hope this comment improves your life in some way~

Can she at least walk away instead of just disappearing so we can see her fat dumpy when she waddles away?


https://youtu.be/qXW8ll1z4VQ?si=Q_obmTfPA6MWBDe5
https://youtu.be/TzPVBOPKCX0?si=KgonALbvrsJZm7T3

Builds base.
Builds it well.
Well built base gets flooded.
Starts over.
10/10 Would Terriform again.

This allows me to see boys pretending to be fat a$s girls and usually with some layer of furry freak stuff involved. 10/10 my therapist will hear about it again.

I asked Blade for a hand.. He wasn't very helpful..

Top notch game. Everything is a blast and in many ways is better than the original. I am sad they got rid of the lightning gun and changed the upgrade system to not allow infinite ammo on guns. I loved this feature in the original version of the game and now if you want infinite ammo you have to basically just wear cat ears. A laugh at first, but it gets old pretty quickly because now for you to just run through the game aimlessly having fun you also have to look stupid. Oh well. Time to dawn the cat ears once more in another hero's adventure to bang/ "ahem" SAVE the presidents daughter!

Amazing game terrible optimization. I have triple monitor set up everything calibrated correctly and have no issues with any other programs or games yet with this game the mouse will continue to go to other screens and mess with game play horribly and whats worse is I got a program to stop this from happeneing and even then the windows bottom bar pops up during game because of the flick of the mouse so often. Shame. Another great game falls to bad design... When this is fixed and the devs lock the mouse to the screen in use unless in pause like any modern decent game should be then I will change my review and until then it stays at a solid no.

(UPDATE) Yes there is studder in the game and sometimes it can crash but having found a workaround that when I play it on the Steam Deck I have no other real issues. Yes you would need a Steam Deck to solve the issues I was having and it is a lot of compromise but honestly for how good the game plays all around it is so worth. I enjoy the game very much and I really hope for either more content or a sequel.

I mean it was a 6 dollar game.. It was literally a walking sim with a few jump scares. You collect about 3 keys all of where are in easy to find no puzzle solving at all. The twist of the story for being so short is cool but again within 40 minutes of taking it slow I beat the game 100% all achievements. Again not bad just not memorable at all..