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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
-- Tim Leary
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Dr. Zoidberg: "It funny because it's poisonous."
Fry: "Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp."
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Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
-- Pyrrhus
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How sharper than a serpent's tooth is a sister's "See?"
-- Linus Van Pelt
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Many a man that can't direct you to a corner drugstore will get a respectful
hearing when age has further impaired his mind.
-- Finley Peter Dunne
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Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who
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Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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