♥♥♥♥♥ I have beaten over 99 new game plus cycles, I have a level 700+ dark souls 2 character with a certified frosty aura, I have a character in every soul level range in dark souls 2, you think your dark souls 3 lover brain can handle the 99999999999999 IQ strategems my dark souls 2 1000+ hour ass_destroyer self has come up with? I raufgh in your general direction as I beat my meat with a torch. (yes the one you make out of butterflies in ds2)

Listening to your disgusting int/dex/le'tip (faith) leveling piece of ♥♥♥♥ jewbaby ass pat your own ass n ego for being LE HARD BAWSSS dae dark sulz hard guize does nothing but harden- my ever increasing b0ner to s!zes uncomprehensible to the human eye, since it's a mind-boner made out of pure dickwraith bone that will rape you until you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind-♥♥♥♥♥♥ and turn on CE like some kind of baby because you cannot beat me fairly in the ds2 arena.

You may beat me once or twice using cheats or swapped movesets or maybe you got on your level 838 max level meta-slave isis-rapist crystal magic crit glove, clutch rang, flynns, havel+5, blades ring+2, no backstab armor/ring once or twice but I promise to you that you will never beat me if I switch to my ivory kang ultra greatsword and shove it down your throat with it's spikey bleed + magic aura lightsaber powered purly by my awesomeness alone then when I switch to my offhand to punch your anus in with my covanent of champions ring you will beg for mercy.