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dodaj prosze
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then I 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
report pls
debilcino ciganska
report pls
debilcino ciganska
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I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
-- Gellett Burgess
I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one
-- Odgen Nash
Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.
-- Gellett Burgess, many years later
Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled
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send lige mit skin tilbage, og så kan vi team bette, på fx ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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