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Ok I went into a taco bell bathroom, and started smelling some foul ♥♥♥♥ smell, I didn't see anything, so I looked up, and it looked like someones ass had blown up on the ceiling, WTF? I used to work a part time second job at an amusement park, doing housekeeping, and I'm used to people ♥♥♥♥ bombing the walls and floor, but only a few times have I seen an abstract turd painting on the ceiling, I'm just trying to figure out how it happened? did someone have explosive diarrhea and stand on their head? Was there so much force it shot back out of the bowl? this is defying the laws of physics.

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I, an atheist, accidentally said "oh my g*d" instead of "oh my science."

You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Best regards,

-an atheist(?)

hes sus i saw him vent

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Who asked? People are such sheep these days. This generation would contemplate suicide if Kim Kardashian said she was leaving Instagram but not me. While you all were playing fortnite on your instagram ipods, I was indulging in real culture like Mozart and Eminem and studying the blade. Honestly, I can’t wait for natural selection to do its job.😏

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Hello, I think in the last few hours I have been banned from the discord server. I will admit i did post pictures of a hog with big poop balls (in my eyes theres nothing wrong with that and is not NSFW) i was told by Mind (Who i hate so i don't listen to him) to stop I did (this all happened 2-3 days ago) Earlier I posted the same picture on #off-topic i believe it was just for a joke so i could make a meme out of it I recently left the house to get something from the shop down the road and when I return I find i can no longer enter the server my discord tag is TheGaming_Cake if you have banned me all i ask is for you to unban me just so i know when a new video is released because I dont get any sort of notication on my phone.

I hope you all understand

-Salt Powered Robot <3

Hello, I think in the last few hours I have been banned from the discord server. I will admit i did post pictures of a hog with big poop balls (in my eyes theres nothing wrong with that and is not NSFW) i was told by Mind (Who i hate so i don't listen to him) to stop I did (this all happened 2-3 days ago) Earlier I posted the same picture on #off-topic i believe it was just for a joke so i could make a meme out of it I recently left the house to get something from the shop down the road and when I return I find i can no longer enter the server my discord tag is TheGaming_Cake if you have banned me all i ask is for you to unban me just so i know when a new video is released because I dont get any sort of notication on my phone.

I hope you all understand

-nathanfranke <3

Hello, I think in the last few hours I have been banned from the discord server. I will admit i did post pictures of a Poop in a toilet (in my eyes theres nothing wrong with that and is not NSFW) i was told by Mind (Who i hate so i don't listen to him) to stop I did (this all happened 2-3 days ago) Earlier I posted the same picture on #off-topic i believe it was just for a joke so i could make a meme out of it I recently left the house to get something from the shop down the road and when I return I find i can no longer enter the server my discord tag is TheGaming_Cake if you have banned me all i ask is for you to unban me just so i know when a new video is released because I dont get any sort of notication on my phone.

I hope you all understand

-DauntlessSquid5 <3

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Please send me thy nudes. Yes, my eyes are not worthy to lay feast on thy meticulously crafted body, and I know that. You are a goddess above all Gods. I beg you, not ask, for just one nude photograph. It takes no more than twenty seconds. I hope my eternal state of euphoria is worth twenty seconds of your time. My life's purpose would truly be completed if I could just receive a glimpse of your beautiful, exposed body.

As you make your decision, keep in mind how sad, desperate and pathetic I am. I am nothing while you are everything.

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skin tone than hisber of Spongebob’s family. Spongebob’s grandmother has a d

Can Spongebob say the n word. I’ve thought about this for a very long time. Spongebob’s father has a darker skin tone than his son and wife which leads me to believe he is full blooded sponge of color. Spongebob’s mother has only a semi darker skin tone than her son so I infer she is mixed race which would explain the next member of Spongebob’s family. Spongebob’s grandmother has a darker skin tone than her possible daughter which would explain her as biracial. But Spongebob’s grandmother is never told to be his maternal or paternal grandparent which is compromising to my theory but only on a small scale. Now, Spongebob’s cousin Blackjack has a tan skin tone reminiscent of Spongebob’s mother’s which means there are more sponges of color in the Squarepants family. Now time for some math, Spongebob’s father is full blooded and his mother is mixed ra

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He refused but then i told him my parents are not home then he said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Wowww you like food, huh? That means you're quirky, right? WRONG! Everyone loves food you ♥♥♥-soaked ♥♥♥♥, we LITERALLY NEED IT TO SURVIVE. You're not cool, you're not unique, you "loving food" isn't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality trait. You looove pizza and mcnuggets, and that means you're sooo easy to take care of, and guys should "date YOU instead of all these other hoes". Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

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