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ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
ㅤ* Worrying works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen
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