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This is just like my chinese cartoons!

You walk around, can't even see anybody, run around some more for a couple minutes, and then get shot halfway across the map. Then you wait a minute to respawn and repeat the process. I wish there was a Red Orchestra 3.

1. GOTY 2020

2. One of the best JRPGs of all time and a major breath of fresh air to the genre with it's story, setting, and features. It actually stars adults -- not a bunch of teenagers and deals with very relatable themes to adults.
Boomer Earthbound/Persona in the best ways possible.

3. Easily top 3 Yakuza game ever made. It's tied with Yakuza 0 for greatest for me. Yakuza fans offput by the turn based combat shouldn't be as it's actually faster than the other games in most instances and quite fun.

Best Yakuza ending of all time. Cried like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

10 + Ichi /10

The game is fun for the most part, but very imbalanced and favoring the killer. The spider is OP as ♥♥♥♥ and does way too much damage -- imagine trying to survive a spider with a movement slow, high damage attack, poison damage, and fast movement speed. Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ that.

Also, there's only 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maps.

Edit: ♥♥♥♥ this game.

Hands down, this is one of the best and most unique RPG/CRPG games ever made.

Excellent writing, characters, atmosphere, and setting.

This game is gonna ruin any other RPG not of the same caliber of writing and world-building. This is a fine steak, while lesser RPGs (like The Outer Worlds) are like McDonalds.

SUPERSTAR/10.

Take Chivalry, remove the spinning ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and make it better. Mordhau.

It's also better in that you can punish tryhards with unorthodox builds like x3 firebomb pyromancer and dodge fist Kenshiro.


IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGEND / 10

Game showed promise at the start, but then lazy coding reared it's 12 year old ass.

You have to have a high degree of autism to withstand the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ features and coding the guy put in and refuses to adjust and fix.

12 years for this ♥♥♥♥.

If you really feel the need to play it, then wait a while for more mods to come out. This is Bethesda tier ♥♥♥♥ shining.

HEY DO YOU HAVE A MIC

Awesome co-op game (minus elf players), fun gameplay, great setting, and an all around great time.

If you've had an itch for a Left 4 Dead type game, this is it.

Do not trust elves though. They're the worst. Knife ear'd pieces of ♥♥♥♥.

Rat genocide / 10.

This is pretty popular on steam because it's literally PC gaming babby's first Harvest Moon game.

Just kidding, kinda. The game is fun, enjoyable, relaxing, and has charm. Lots of options for farming.


White pig west and tumblr's first crack at Harvest Moon with no sprint button /10

Made me buy Rune Factory.