Negataru: "they want to block me from bursting out and spreading freely into piercing my target at full force c:"

Cube: "Shut up, I'm thinking about breasts!"

Nuke: "Don't worry we counter them late game."

Nuke: "Have you considered feeding?"

Scally: "I don't know if you're retarded, or I just hate you"

Zoot "HUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Apple + Nuke "You know what we should do? We should go drive-by some gangsters while listening to the Backstreet Boys!, now that would be really Gangster!" "Nah man we can take it one step further, we could listen to Justin Beiber!" "Please, don't go that far!"

Raven Mocker: "Hey so you got a new computer, you should play all the stuff you we're able to play previously wooooooooooooooow!"

Gribley: "Listen you!"

Cube "At least there is always prostitution!"

Zoot: "Your friends think mississippi isn't a state" "Yeah its a river"

Zoot: "Communism is basically fascism!"

Zubat: "Should I complain to my teamates because of the lack of wards, because I'm the cary?" "Yes, but then you would be complaining to me" "Oh sorry, get wards!"

Some random guy yelling at Zoot when he buys wards as a carry: "WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU BUYING WARDS, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

WesternWind : "Whatever. I understood my point!"

Cube: "The only religion that I approve of is the one that makes incest holy!"

Murrf: "I wish I had a black friend!"

MRCube: "That was the most boring ♥♥♥♥ I have read in my life"

Zoot : "We're all Black basically! We are all black on the inside!"

Zoot: "It's not that I don't like little girls, but I just love Milfs"

Zubat: "MAN! I just killed a lot of Polar Bears, but at least I'm clean now!"

Murrf: "I will ♥♥♥♥ anyways, they cant stop me"

Zoot: "It's not that I don't like Lolis, but I just love Cat Girls"

Nuke: ''I'm like the Big Mac of Men.''

Jama: "But where is THATT MÖKK?!?"

Admin on a Post Scriptum Server: "Hey Nuke, we have seen that you are pretty good at being a Nazi"

Zoot: '' Dude except tomorrow, this is my only day off"