a good friend and a better Dad

this father has a toolbelt like never seen before

Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
..............................................................................Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 year

you'll never DooOOodell my Buggzeesssss!!!!

NIXON, NIXON OVER PARADISE
NIXON, NIXON OVER PARADISE

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUPPORT
SETTING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
CAN ANYONE ELSE BUY THE WARDS AND COURIER, OUT OF GOLD
ARID WINDS BLOW ACROSS THE RIVER
GIVING FLIGHT TO THE BIRDS OF PREY
IN THE DISTANCE MACHINES COME TO TRANSFORM DARTH POKEY, INTO GOLD

ONLY LOVE IS WITH US NOW, OUR LANE IS LOST
FIND THE PEACE WITHIN OURSELVES, NO HOPE FOR A CURE

HIS REACTIONS SLOW, AND HIS LOSS STREAK HOT
THE GANKER WAITS FOR HIM TO PUSH
OH HOW PRETTY, ALL THE FOG OF WAR
THIS IS OUR LAST GAME TONIGHT

WHEN THE TEAM BLOWS THROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK
WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE HE PLAYED NO ROLE
WHEN THE SUN SETS, WE WILL NOT FORGET THAT BLINDING LIGHT CAN BLIND PEOPLE

DP

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SUNK BY THE BATTLESHIP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥