You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for *moans sensually*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

MEME

Post on my profile thx

No U

your secret is safe with me ;)

Copious, I'm not sure what's worse:
The fact that i didnt even realise i did all of that, or
The fact that neither me nor my Girlfriend know im gay

After a good game of CSGO I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I punched him and asked him to leave. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴
🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴
🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

sori vor thypo, languoge not my virst

hiw\

hiw

>wow<

my Wall is scarier than an autistic Cat

Die

🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱
🅱😂🅱😂😂😂🅱
🅱😂🅱😂🅱🅱🅱
🅱😂😂😂😂😂🅱
🅱🅱🅱😂🅱😂🅱
🅱😂😂😂🅱😂🅱
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

(\_/)
( 'u')
(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie :D
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like... -_-
.....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! 0_0
. U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... :3
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like... :L
.....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
. (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! D:
. U....U

.(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <) so I eated it :D :P <3
.U..U

gey

Admiral Akbars solo adventres
Fishface, now on DVD and BlueRay

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY RELIGION 😩 ILL 💦👍 HAVE YOU 🍑 KNOW IM A 👀💯 BISEXUAL 👀👅👉👌 JEWISH BAGEL AND ✌😩😂👅 WILL ONLY 👐🍑 TAKE 🍴 HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🎶 AS 😏 A COMPLIMENT IM ALLOWED 😩😏👐 TO SAY 😂 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🍕💯 BECAUSE 💦 YOU GUYS 👌👀🍆💦 CELEBRATE 😂💞🎶 IT BUT I 😩💯 WILL NOT 👀 TAKE A PERSONAL MERRY CHRISTMAS BECAUSE ITS 😂😂😂🍕 NOT MY HOLIDAY 🍆👅 SO WISH 😂👌 ME 🍆👐 HAPPY HANUKKAH OR 😩👌👀👓 GTFO

+-( ?° ?? ?°)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+ WOW! You encountered a wild Lennipide! Only great people and friends see this
.+-(¦¦¦)-+ rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this lennipede to them; It is a
..+-(¦¦¦)-+ sign of great fortune and luck!
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…..+(¦¦¦)+
……+(¦¦)+
………(¦)
............/

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when Darren orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.

How Much Pu$$y Do You Get...

Z
　　E
　　　 R
　　　　 O
　　　　　o
　　　　　 o
　　　　　o
　　　　 。
　　　 。
　　　.
　　　.
　　　 .
　　　　.

╭━━━╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╭╮╭━╮╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭━━━╮ ┃╭━╮┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃┃┃╰╮┃┃╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃ ┃╰━━┳━━┳━╮╭━╯┃┃╭╮╰╯┣╮╭┳━╯┣━━┳━┻┫╭╯┃ ╰━━╮┃┃━┫╭╮┫╭╮┃┃┃╰╮┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫━━┫┃╭╯ ┃╰━╯┃┃━┫┃┃┃╰╯┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╰╯┃╰╯┃┃━╋━━┃╭╮ ╰━━━┻━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╰━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━╯╰╯

╭━━━╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╭╮╭━╮╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭━━━╮ ┃╭━╮┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃┃┃╰╮┃┃╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃ ┃╰━━┳━━┳━╮╭━╯┃┃╭╮╰╯┣╮╭┳━╯┣━━┳━┻┫╭╯┃ ╰━━╮┃┃━┫╭╮┫╭╮┃┃┃╰╮┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫━━┫┃╭╯ ┃╰━╯┃┃━┫┃┃┃╰╯┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╰╯┃╰╯┃┃━╋━━┃╭╮ ╰━━━┻━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╰━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━╯╰╯

╭━━━╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╭╮╭━╮╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭━━━╮ ┃╭━╮┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃┃┃╰╮┃┃╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃ ┃╰━━┳━━┳━╮╭━╯┃┃╭╮╰╯┣╮╭┳━╯┣━━┳━┻┫╭╯┃ ╰━━╮┃┃━┫╭╮┫╭╮┃┃┃╰╮┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫━━┫┃╭╯ ┃╰━╯┃┃━┫┃┃┃╰╯┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╰╯┃╰╯┃┃━╋━━┃╭╮ ╰━━━┻━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╰━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━╯╰╯

╭━━━╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╭╮╭━╮╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭╮╱╱╱╱╭━━━╮ ┃╭━╮┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃┃┃╰╮┃┃╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃ ┃╰━━┳━━┳━╮╭━╯┃┃╭╮╰╯┣╮╭┳━╯┣━━┳━┻┫╭╯┃ ╰━━╮┃┃━┫╭╮┫╭╮┃┃┃╰╮┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫━━┫┃╭╯ ┃╰━╯┃┃━┫┃┃┃╰╯┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╰╯┃╰╯┃┃━╋━━┃╭╮ ╰━━━┻━━┻╯╰┻━━╯╰╯╱╰━┻━━┻━━┻━━┻━━╯╰╯

+-( ?° ?? ?°)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+ WOW! You encountered a wild Lennipide! Only great people and friends see this
.+-(¦¦¦)-+ rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this lennipede to them; It is a
..+-(¦¦¦)-+ sign of great fortune and luck!
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…..+(¦¦¦)+
……+(¦¦)+
………(¦)
............/

+-( ?° ?? ?°)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
..+-(¦¦¦)-+
.+-(¦¦¦)-+
+-(¦¦¦)-+ WOW! You encountered a wild Lennipide! Only great people and friends see this
.+-(¦¦¦)-+ rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this lennipede to them; It is a
..+-(¦¦¦)-+ sign of great fortune and luck!
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…+-(¦¦¦)-+
…..+(¦¦¦)+
……+(¦¦)+
………(¦)
............/

...................„-~~'''''''~~--„„_
..............„-~''-,::::::::::::::::::: ''-„
..........,~''::::::::',:::::::::::::::: ::::|',
.....::::::,-~'''¯¯¯''''~~--~'''¯'''-,:|
.........'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : ::: : |,'
........|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.......(¯''~-': : : :'¯°: ',: :|: :°-: :|
.....'....''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'
...............|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
......,-''\':\: :'~„„_: : : : : _,-' NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN
__„-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
;;;;;/;;;;;;;\: :\: : :____/: :',__
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-„__
;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;\. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-„
;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;\. . .\:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|
;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;',: : :|¯¯|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|
;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;;;\. . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/
;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;\. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/
;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;|. .\:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;|

9999699999699999699999699999699999
9666696669696666696666696669666966
9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966

Highlight the numbers
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9

9999699999699999699999699999699999
9666696669696666696666696669666966
9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966

Highlight the numbers
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9

╔═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════════════╝

Posting for achievment:p

senpai are ♥♥♥♥♥

What did Senpai Do????

i dont like senpai anymore

Senpai has noticed you Son

omg this guy
just can not stop wanting to be you Darn
notice me senpai

a Year ago i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around on Ghosts to Get my Game Ban :S >.< ._.

oh of course, i always new it. i cant play for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

nah its becos youre so bad at games

Apparently I Cheated >.<

What is a Game Ban?
Banned by Game Developer (Game Ban)
Because nobody likes playing with cheaters.
Playing games should be fun. In order to ensure the best possible online multiplayer experience, Valve allows developers to implement their own systems that detect and permanently ban any disruptive players, such as those using cheats.
Game developers inform Valve when a disruptive player has been detected in their game, and Valve applies the game ban to the account. The game developer is solely responsible for the decision to apply a game ban. Valve only enforces the game ban as instructed by the game developer.
For more information about a game ban in a specific game, please contact the developer of that game.

A Game Ban Is Not A VAC Ban, I Did Not Hack. I Got Banned For Behavior =/, there is a difference between a game and VAC Ban. Namely a game ban is when you are banned from their online servers. VAC Is Game Itself?

(the turkey one)

that is just fecking gold right there
fecking gold

stolen from Jester

How To Cook A Turkey: Step 1:
Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a
drink of whiskey Step 3: Put
turkey in the oven Step 4: Take
another 2 drinks of whiskey Step
... 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of
drink Step 7: Turk the bastey Step
8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat
thermometer Step 10: Glass
yourself a pour of whiskey Step
11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the
turkey Step 13: Floor the turkey
up off of the pick Step 14: Turk
the carvey Step 15: Get yourself
another scottle of botch Step
16:Tet the sable and pour
yourself a glass of turkey Step 17:
Bless the dinner