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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 6:39pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 9:54pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 9:39pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 11:14pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 8:57pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 10:45pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:25pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 7:49pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 10:09pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 8:15pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 6:35pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2015 @ 10:33pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:25am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 9:20pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 10:59pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:25am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 9:48pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:26am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2015 @ 8:43pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 10:31am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:39pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:57pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 8:22pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2015 @ 5:55am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 1:30am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 4:58pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 9:33pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 8:24pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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