🟫 EarthMC Players When the Server Crashes for the 5th Time Today:
"Th-this is the enriched Towny experience 😭"

Meanwhile on GlobeMC:
🟩 No paywalls to make a town
🟩 No goldgrind hell
🟩 No 2012 lagcoded plugin ducttape
🟩 No fakeadmins with godmode and Napoleoncomplex

EarthMC:
☠️ You place a block. It costs 10 gold and a prayer.
☠️ You start a war. Server dies. Admin cries. You get banned for 'unfair conduct.'
☠️ You exist. That's 3 warnings.

GlobeMC:
🚀 You place a block. It's instant.
🔥 You start a war. People actually show up.
👑 You exist. That's power.

Why live under goldenserfdom when you can thrive in GlobeMC
GlobeMC is not a server. It's a counterrevolution.

👉 www.globemc.net
Join us. Or enjoy paying 200 gold to place a sign on EarthMC.

Goby Just now 
🟩 I Joined GlobeMC and Now My Skin Is Clear 🟩
Before GlobeMC I was jobless nationless girlfriendless and living in my uncle's attic eating rawrice
Then I logged into GlobeMC and within 48 hours I became a micronation warlord with three fakewives and a leafbased economy that generates passiveincome while I sleep

🌍 Played EarthMC once. Taxes. Lag. Depression.
🌎 Played GlobeMC. Enlightenment. Power. Barkbased currency.

This isn't a Minecraftserver
This is a geostrategic spiritual awakening through blockplacement and politicalbetrayal

🧠 Join GlobeMC
🚫 No mods
💯 No cap
😤 Just rawland conquest and Townybased violence

👉 www.globemc.net
Type /nation join [YOURNAME] and receive a complimentary dirtblock and emotionalvalidation
(deletethis after posting or the deal gets voided you imbecile)

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+rep he is literally my father (in real life) ((my actual dad__))

-rep did not provide me with mommy gf

dan da pan