Marlboro
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Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm 
I'll just say this,

as long as I'm still kicking,

no animal will be harmed

inside that fence.

High paw!

Hey, all right.

Freedom is a song

Freedom is a spirit

For people who are strong

Freedom is a spirit

Freedom is a land

Freedom is the courage

To take another's hand

I, Nora Beady, am a precious object

and shall treat myself as such.

Gosh, I wonder why...

I forgot to use conditioner or...
Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm 
Ben.

Oh, I think that's just great.

Hey, there, little Ben.

Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.

Look at my little buddy.

Here you go.

Hey, Otis, we were all talking,

and we know you may have

other plans, we understand that,

but we really, really appreciate

what you did around here.

And, well, we were wondering,

I don't know,

if maybe you planned

on staying around a little longer?

Freedom is a song

Freedom is a spirit

To take another's hand
Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm 
Otis, come on. You know, I think...

I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.

Boy.

Otis, I was so worried.

Worried about what?

I so had that covered.

It's okay, I'm here.

And I'm here for you, too.

Okay, girl, you're doing fine.

Now, just breathe.

Man, that looks like it hurts.

Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.

Well, excuse me for being a pig.

How come nothing's happened yet?

She's gonna be all right, though, huh?

Yeah, like, like...

What if it gets stuck or something?

What? You mean like stuck halfway,

so she'd be a cow and a half?

I didn't say "cow and a half."

Yes, you did. You just did.

- Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?

- I'm not doing this.

No, look.

It's a beautiful little boy.

Go ahead.

He's perfect.

What are you gonna name him?

I was thinking I kind of like
Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57pm 
of the barnyard running around.

Daisy. She like went into labor

after you left.

- Daisy's...

- She's having her baby, dude.

What you think was gonna happen?

She would just keep getting

bigger or something?

- Is she all right? We've gotta get back.

- Yeah.

Doubtful we'll make it

back in time walking.

I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.

Miles, I've got to be there.

Please remember, mister,

that I am a lady.

When you are with me,

your eyes are on me, not her.

We can call and tell them

where to pick them up.

Car!

Righteous!

Duke, what's happening?
Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm 
Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?

Let me give you a hand.

Yeah, give him the puncher!

Smack him!

Well, well, whatever will I do?

Oh, don't worry,

I got something special for you.

I just love that little guy.

Come on, hurry.

- No!

- Hi!

It tastes like chicken!

Chicken!

Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!

Come here,

you furry, four-legged chickens!

Take it easy, man.

Come on, what you got going?

There's nothing there.

Hey, Otis, look out!

- Behind you!

- Watch out!

Watch out!

Look behind you.

Remember me?

I'm Ben's kid.

Never come back!

- Pip?

- I'd have to go with the iron, man.

Then I said

I was gonna hit him with a stick.

We know. We know.

I heard you say that.

Quite a night, huh?

We took down the coyotes,

Peck learned to crow,

and by the time we get back,

we'll have a new member
Lambert & Butler Original 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm 
This should be fun.

I smell fear.

Shoot! I told you they can smell it!

They can smell it?

Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.

Just stick near me, guys,

and you'll be all right.

Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.

I mean, your regular back.

- Hey!

- Sorry, man.

They're just pellets. I'm nervous.

That's your army?

Something tells me you may want

to take a couple steps back.

Here we come!

- Here comes trou...

- Ble!

- Trou...

- Ble!

- Trou...

- Ble!

Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.

Flip the lid a little bit.

You're mad! You're a pig!

- You're mad!

- Let's do this!

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go right in your ear!

There's a mouse in my ear!

There's a mouse in my ear!

Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!

All right, come on.

Give me your best shot.