If my daughter 🙅🏻‍♀️ 👩🏻‍🍼 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a 👼🏻 CATHOLIC👼🏻 🏫BOARDING SCHOOL🏫 because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y💋 and 🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻MINE👧🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Hey dankmemebunny! Just wanted to let you know that your selfie game is so strong, it should come with a warning label: 'Caution: Extreme levels of awesomeness ahead!' 📸😄 Keep slaying those pictures and making the world a more fabulous place, one selfie at a time!

allahı sikecekmiş. tamam lan, tut allahı yakala sik. sikmezsen dünyanın en şerefsiz insanı sensiz. sikmezsen dünyanın en namuzsus insanı sensin. allah kendini göstermiyor. işte allah kendini bu yüzden göstermiyor. sen onu sikeceksin diye göstermiyor. işte sen hem allahın nimetlerinden faydalan, hem de utanmadan allaha küfür et.

come in me <3

♥♥♥ <3

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mum. Now copy and paste to 100 other comment sections and ♥♥♥♥ or you will die.

It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend - they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

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Not only low skill also toxic!!! Probably would be much better to focus on a cooking career instead of wasting your time playing dota!! The game is not made for weaklings like you!!

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My brother is an Neko Waifu addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Neko Waifu porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Neko Waifu anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self and masturbating to Neko Waifu impostor being anally penetrated by another Neko Waifu impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Neko Waifu hardcore porn is OK?

My brother is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once hi accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

Hi Dankmemebunny,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."

DO NOT TRUST THIS PERSON! 😱
💅 They have scammed me out of THREE different nail polishes 💅. This is an U N A C C E P T A B L E behaviour 😤 💪. Know that I'll be contacting my lawyer 😠 and I am going to file a lawsuit, honey 😗 😏 😈... This 👏 won't 👏 go 👏 unnoticed. I spent $280,000.00 💰 on that Azature Black 🖤 Diamond 🔷 Special Edition Nail Lacquer 💅 😱, and just $1280.00 ⚱ on the Sally Hansen Salon Pro Gel 👶. And what do I get shipped instead? An Azature Black Diamond REGULAR 😱 😱 Edition with no 😱 😱 official signature from 👏 Azature 👏 Pogosian 👏. I don't care about the Sally Hansen Salon Pro Gel 🙄 😴 , I already have six of those 💅, but one bottle is nearing to be 👏 3/4 👏 empty 😱...
Darling 💋, you messed with the wrong person 😤 😡 😈 .

woman spotted opinion ignored

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He has no style, he has no grace
this cool kong has a funny face
he can handstand when he needs to
and stretches arms out just for you
inflate himself, just like a balloon
this crazy kong just digs his tune

Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
and this time he's in the mood
he can fly real high with his jetpack on
with his pistols out he's one tough kong
he'll make you smile when he plays his tune
but kremlings beware, 'cause he's after you!

Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!

Finally he's here for you
it's the last member of the DK Crew
this kong's so strong he isn't funny
he makes out of a kremling cry out for mommy
he can pick up a boulder with relative ease
makes crushing rocks seems such a breeze
he may move slow, he can't jump high
but this kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh! C'mon on Cranky take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smell
grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Oh yeah (x2)

So they're finally here, performing for you
if you know the words you can join in too
put your hands together if you wanna clap
as we take you through this monkey rap!

Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch
you know him well
he's finally back to kick some tail
his coconut gun can fire with spurst
if he shoots ya it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster and stronger too
he's the first member of the DK Crew!

Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This kong's got style so listen up dude
she can shrink in size and suits the mood
she's quick and nimble when she needs to be
she can float through the air and climb up trees
if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
with the skip and a hop, she's one cool kong!

Huh! DK! Donkey Kong!

Don't leave a negative comment, if you leave a negative comment, i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doxx you

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please refrain from using such pejoratives. You may not be homophobic but saying you are “just joking” or only saying it to people who aren’t gay doesn’t absolve you of blame. You may not be able to solve the issue of homophobia in our society but what you can do it make sure you aren’t — consciously or not — contributing to it. Delete your comment.

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give me video proof im a pedo
oh wait you dont, now stop or get blocked f@ggot

pedo

I always was curious as to what it's like. Well today I was feeling extra happy and everything was going great! I have been interested in this one girl for 2 months now, kinda my crush

So I see her outside with her friends and decide to go for it. You miss every shot you don't take, right?! So I walk up to her and give her a proper (at least that's what it seemed like to me) kiss on the lips. It felt AMAZING. After that the guards catch me

Turns out kissing a kindergartener is "Sexual assault" and is illegal or some ♥♥♥♥

whatever go back to gladius

Rather not because im a NICE person

can you start using actual insults for once you spaztic

stfu toilet paper

ok gay

haboo

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hey guys, Anon here. Not gonna give out my name or anything but wanted to know what you think.

I (30m) failed out of art school, and decided to manipulate a whole country. I ended up killing like a few million people. I mean IDK if it's that bad.

Eventually my wife and I committed suicide. Didn't really love her but had to marry because of how closeted I was. Pretty sure I had an effect on the world s little bit.

AITA here?

what does haboo mean

Haboo

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F UCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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我们是神灵的人民我们是世界上最大的神灵，我将钻石

त्वचा के नीचे, हम पहले से ही एक हैं .. क्या आप यूनिकॉर्न को फँसाने वाले नहीं थे? अब भी, तुमने जो कुछ किया है, उसका बुरा बीज तुम्हारे भीतर है।

This N***a eats beans

Daily penis inspection day, i swear i was always singled out for not washing my foreskin properly, the coach would always keep me back in detention and show me the correct way to wash. He was a pretty decent guy and always seemed really keen to help out when someone was stuggling

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

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