my name is abby and i am a registered sex offender i have to go around and let everyone know

god help me

GOD HELP ME

Patootie, Patootie the cat! Patootie, the neighbor's cat!

when i was in school this handicap kid was using the handicap stall, and all we could hear were loud screaming noises, so the teacher went to open the stall and see what was happening, and the handicap kid was on the floor motionless, screaming, and the whole stall was covered in ♥♥♥♥.

thinking of u, just a passing thought

For starters the sorcerer must make a pact with a friend that he can skin the friend's body from the waist down after the friend dies of natural causes. Once the friend is dead, the greedy magician must then wait until the friend has been buried, dig up the body and then skin the lower half of the corpse without creating any holes or tears. Once the "necropants" have been created, the caster must don the purloined pantaloons against their bare skin. Now the ritual requires that the sorcerer steal a coin from a destitute widow and place it in the empty scrotum of the pants along with the magical Icelandic stave (symbol), Nábrókarstafur, written on a scrap of parchment. And that's it! The pants soon become indistinguishable from the wearer's body and so long as the original coin was not removed, the scrotum would continue to miraculously fill with coins for the rest of time.

we go to a place that is doing X progject, lets say it is like nothing chemical in nature, doing studies on mice, go look at the lab and the place stinks like old picklesso the place smells like pickles and they dont look like they are eating 4000 sandwiches a daythey are making heroinhey are using Acetic anhydride on the premisesand you cant hide that smell but they dont notice it anymore for a 100 yards from a sealed buildingso then the dudes with guns come, we leave and the fun startsi dont do the fun part, so i want a new job lol

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx