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thats not mickey mouse.... thats just TIT DIRT.

UUAUAUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! *Throws brick at bird, knocking clock off the wall, shattering the glass.*

what do you mean a bird?

Roob!
Great to hear from you, brother. Things are going well over in my neck of the woods. I just wrapped up my undergrad, and I'm starting the masters program to get my LPC next Fall. I hope God's been opening the best doors possible for you, bossman.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Reminder that Garry Newman is a fraud and a hack. He stole the idea of gmod from another developer, got his gay scripting buddies (also know as facepunch) to make gmod and slapped a price tag on it. Gmod in itself is nothing more than a glorified source model viewer and the only reason people play it is because of the user created content. Despite this being the meat of the game, Garry is the one raking in all the money while they people who actually made and contributed to the games' success get nothing. He's also a social media crybaby and threw a tantrum on twitter and reddit after people were giving negative feedback to some bvllshlt they added into rush, telling his playerbase to "stop bltching" and "stop playing the game". He also thought he was hot ♥♥♥♥ and asked valve for early access to the new source engine but they just brushed him away like the nobody he is, he bltched about that too

Garry Newman can suck my tranney hole.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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It wasn't, most of it got in yo mama

I'm sure it wasn't much.

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You need Jesus Christ Chocodooby.

TRUE?

DIE

wat

Chocodooby (born 1959) in Afghanistan, is an insane testicle-looking egg who likes to eat souls with a side of toast and also a member of the Soviet Ronalds. Chocodooby made his grand debut in a show on TV that only had 2 episodes only being premiered in 1984, it was canceled because he said the n word on the second episode. Following all the drama on the TV show, Chocodooby decided to join the Soviet Ronalds to ease the stress. He faked his death in 1998 to escape press, keeping his apartment door open while watching sonic underground, Chocodooby fell down from his tree house, presumably killing himself however, Chocodooby managed to survive. Nowadays, Chocodooby spends his time in Canada doing what he does best, doing drugs with Stanley the Troll and Metal Mario and bringing gayness to everybody in Quebec.

КИНДА ЕБОШИКИ МИ ОН СКРАБЛИ ЧОКОДООБИ ДА ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ЧОКОДООБИ ОП СПАБО ТТТОООООЙЙЙЙЙ WAT DIE ОООООООООО ГРАБЛИ КУ КУ ТЫ ИЗ ГРУБЫХ ДА НУ ОК УУУУИИИИИ commits suicide. jumps from bridge, МАМА ВАУ А ВЫ УШИЛ МАРГО ЁЁЖЖЖ ИИИБУСЬ НОРМАШ И ДЕШЕВЫЙ - Chocodooby.

has norman reedus as avatar all the respect in the ♥♥♥♥♥ world

I wanna have a taste of ur pre

Hey man, I'm doing pretty well! I have been busy with college, I'm nearing the end of my undergrad years, expected to graduate next year! I hope you've been well too.

Your hand doesn't count.

Sounds like someone's in denial over the fact that it took them 1000 hours to beat this easy ♥♥♥♥ing game.

Pretty sure I haven't even played video games in general for 1000 hours. Was too busy getting laid while you were clicking zombies heads lmao

Hey man listen, I know this won't change anything but genuinely I did not cheat and had no intention for the game to not be fun for everyone. I have no reason to cheat in a multiplayer game as that would defeat the entire purpose of the fun of a multiplayer game, but if I even ever wanted to cheat I wouldn't have a clue how to.

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Beiber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming "DO A BACKFLIP", copy and paste this as your status

That is a question that keeps up gaymer at night

Why 9/11 when you can 10/11 bruh

So here a question that makes me think: How big is a worm in Worms ultimate mayhem ? A stack of worms could reach a Football goal height ? So are a worms a few feet in length and girth? Can anyone answer this?

711 is better than Wal greenns

9/11, 911 is america emergency phone 9/11 is 911 without / 9/11 INSIDER JOB CONFIRMED

anime sucks and was design to entrap virgins to a life of computer satisfactions

Anime Standing is obviously superior.

You should add this game to your collection bro https://store.steampowered.com/app/1183970/Hentai_Nazi/

never speak of worms negative, EVER again.

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George Floyd Gayming

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Masks can significantly decrease chances of transmitting or contracting coronavirus, and N95s are considered the gold standard (FALSE)