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Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

Happy new year! 🎇

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　　　𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼

- 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐓 -
This is a hit on a medium-sized bank 🏦 but it doesn't mean it'll be easy.🤨 We're going for cash. 💵 You want to find the vault 🏛, get the thermal drill out🔥, crack the door 🔧, bag up the cash and escape at our van🚐. Oh - my guy 🕵️ stashed the thermal drill ⚠️around ↩️ the back 🔙 of the bank. Good luck 🍀 out there people...

⚜️𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.⚜️

+rep Gave me cat gif during 5 min cooldown (totally didnt fat finger last one)