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Dane-O-Mite was first developed around the 1960s during the beginnings of the Cold War. The Americans thought they could use Dane-O-Mite in order to instill fear into the civilians of Russia and that Russia would just ♥♥♥♥ themselves (and let me tell you, that'd be a LOT of ♥♥♥♥) and stop threatening to bomb us. However, the first stages of Dane-O-Mite were very hazardous. Many of the scientists assigned to this project died, due to excessive masturbation causing a cranial contraction that reacted with the "O-Mite" triggering a rather large explosion. When the remains of the laboratory were searched, "O-Mite" could not be found. However, the F.B.I were quickly on this case and their sources led them to the small town of Dallas, Texas. It was here, that they had located the missing "O-Mite". When a man of the F.B.I named "Dane" tried to apprehend the "O-Mite", a strange random reaction caused the two of them to fuse together and form... Dane-O-Mite.

No one knows what happened to him. Some say he spends all his time playing video games on his computer, others say he works at a small grocery store in the state of Missouri. Yet some insist that he does not exist and that he's simply a fictitious story in the imagination of someone with too much time in their hands (and something else too LOLZ). Let's just hope it's the latter.
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