Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory I'm gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat😔🕊

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️👿👿🖤🖤 NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

Is jerking off in the middle of a tournament considered cheating?? I was having a wank sesh (as you do) recently and I had a thought, post nut clarity makes everyone sensible, but for me it can make me like even smarter than normal. So I was wondering, would jorking it (and by it I mean my peanits), right before making a crucial move in an official chess tournament for the intelligence boost be considered cheating?? Plus it would stun my opponent if they were suddenly covered in my hot sticky semen, so they might make a bad move accidentally. What does the official Chess rules say about jorkling one off in the middle of a chess tournament?

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hey! I recently found out that you identify as "gay" and unfortunately due to my moral code and my religious background, I am no longer able to call you a friend. I will be blocking you off of every social media platform, including Grindr. I'm sorry our 12-year old friendship had to be cut this soon, but God gave me a purpose to only associate myself with those who do not manifest an act of sin into their daily life. I wish for you to go to church and to accept Jesus Christ into your daily life and to recover from that mental sickness that has corrupted your brain. I will be praying for you as time moves on but unfortunately I cannot stick around alongside you any longer. May god be with you.

‼️I need a ROBLOX Girfriend Asap‼️

⚠️Requirement⚠️
Level 10 on Phantom Forces 👻 ⚜️Roblox Builder G O L D 🏆 member ship⚜️ 11 years experience

️Can fight griefers and enemies⚔️ 💪 😤

Can succ my robloxian C O C K ✊🍆💦 😩

🌋Can survive natural disasters 🌊

💵I pay 2 Robux per every hour💵