Recent reviews by Dalton

BROKEN GAME -- IT ONLY CRASHES EVERY 2 MINUTES.

10/10 BEST LOADING SCREEN EVER.

The ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥.

Its like a history lesson.

I killed a dude, as a cat - flooded iran with oil. gg 10/10 like skyirm with cats and oil

DO YOU LIKE ♥♥♥♥?

Welp your friends are about to put a ♥♥♥♥ load of them on your face so.. better get used to it.

This game is truely worth every penny. and for such a cheap price why not?

The voice acting is god awful but the gameplay/the experience out of the game is amazing,

SPOILERS. WARING,

Im going to describe the first mission, then the tranistion to the next, explaining why this game is utter ♥♥♥♥.

So the camera is on this man, in this very wobbly scene, I understand they are on rough terrain and all but like..
my god... the wobble is just to damn much. (gave me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ migrane,)

NEXT YOU ARE NOW RANDOMLY IN THE SNIPERS PERSEPCTIVE AFTER THE DRIVER HAS BEEN SHOT.
YOU TAKE OUT THE ♥♥♥♥ AI AND ENTER THIS SUPPORT TRUCK.

There is a bomb located inside this truck, now what do you think is going to happen in every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ action shooter?
ITS GOING TO EXPLODE.

You hear this beeping noise. GUESS WHAT. THE BOMBS ABOUT TO GO OFF. "GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT GO GO GO" And every dies etc.

Idk... I don't like that fact that im forced into this role of a man I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about and im stuck trying to figure out what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on with this big ass white general who sounds like a total ♥♥♥ explain to me with little detail what im doing and why im doing it.

This game was gifted to me from a friend, needless to say this game (out of the .5 hour playtime) is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good looking.

the game does NOT however have a graphics option - (warning to anyone with a low end pc.)

The game renders weirdly for me and lags when trying to do so.

This game runs at a solid 60 then drops to 25 trying to render what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on.

other than that pretty fun 7/10

I've been wanting this game for awhile and finally got my hands on it for the really low price of 2.99, I personally love this game, the lighting, the whole atmosphere is just amazing.

This game is basicly a platformer with zombies coming at ya.

7/10

After watching the professional League of Legends streamer named "Imaqtpie" play this game I decided to go on the magical adventure myself figuring that 3.75 isn't a bad price for game.


From my personal experience, I got really bored of the game during the tutorial. I do not think there is a way to skip it but it just BLOWS. like... my god.

you feel like the game is pointless and just non fun in general.


BUT!!!!!!

after the game takes a dramatic turn into fun street and your journey kicks off.
(I tend to try and kill the shopkeep and take his ♥♥♥♥ but always fail to do so.)

I recommend this game to anyone who likes platformers

Idek what im doing in this game