was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬

I was in Luxembourg about to sell my company.All I had to do was sign the contract. That's when I realized I didn't have a pen.I asked if I could be given a pen but a man told me"There are no more pens in Luxembourg,Penaldo took them all".Thanks to PENALDO I lost out on a fortune

During my wonderful vacation to Egypt, I stopped by the Sahara Desert and a vicious snake confronted me! However, fearful was I not, as the snake introduced himself as none other than Pristiano Penaldo. His type of species could only hurt me inside the penalty box. Marvellous!

I went out on a date with my gf and after we finished eating she told me that our relation is penaldo. Eyes ran down my face as I realised that our relationship is finished. I tried to write the cheque for the bill but realised that my PEN also got stolen. Shame on you pendu!!

Last evening I was eating dinner in England. The waiter asked me if I wanted to order more and I said "I am Cristiano Ronaldo ". He knew I was finished.

I was doing my history exam on finished players. When I started the question about Penaldo I noticed that I lost my pen! I looked everywhere! Suddenly, I see Pristiano Penaldo laughing in the corner holding my stationary! He told me; “Sorry my friend, I just love taking pens!