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alias +bombfind "+use;gameinstructor_enable 1;cl_clearhinthistory";
alias -bombfind "-use;gameinstructor_enable 0;cl_clearhinthistory";
bind "e" "+bombfind";

bind "ALT" "+jump; -attack; -attack2; -jump";

m_mouseaccel1 0; m_mouseaccel2 0; m_customaccel_scale 0; m_customaccel_max 0; m_customaccel_exponent 0.000100; m_customaccel 0; m_mousespeed 0; zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse 0.8189

-novid -nojoy -tickrate 128 +exec dafijell -language colormod +clientport 27023 +mat_queue_mode 2 +fps_max 400