The date was March 11th 1863,

On that day a man... nay, a legend was born. Born under the milky twilight and infused with the power of a thousand suns. This man knew no mortal bounds and was more than capable of destroying all of existence as we know it with a single clench of the butt cheeks. Tread lightly when around this majestic stallion as his thunderstruck penis of the night could vaporise you in an instant at a whim.

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