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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 4:19pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 11:08am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 10:37am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:21pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 5:55pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 5:16pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 2:22pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 1:05pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 3:04pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 12:14pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 5:49pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 7:27pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 6:07pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:39pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 4:42pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:36pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:30pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2017 @ 8:56pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 3:32pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 8:22pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 4:16pm



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!