O 🍑 HO 🍑 HO 🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST 💸 CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't 🙅🚫❌ worry 😟, there is still 🤞🙌 time 🕐 to make 🖕 it on 🔛 the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list 📝🔓 this year 📅🗓 😉😉 Warm 🤒😈 up ⬆ on 🔛 the 1️⃣2️⃣ ♥♥♥♥♥🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause 💋 when 🍑 🎅💦SANTA ♥♥♥♥💦🎅 the whole 💦 sleigh 🔥 team 🐒 is taking 👊 a turn 🔄🔁 😍😉 I 👁 hope 🙏 you're ready 😏 for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED 🔴 STUD🦌🍆💦 cause 🎗 he's 👨 been saving 🌱 this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 💯 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all 💯 your 👈 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full 🌝 of Christmas 🎄 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 💯✔ 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 💦😍 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send 📨 this to your 👉 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite 😍😚 Christmas 🎁🎅 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE 👯 HOES⛄🎄

After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then airshot him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

♥♥♥♥♥ where u at

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE