Losing is fun!

Either way it keeps you busy.


There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies and statistics. Believe them at your own peril."

"He died of natural causes. because a lascannon through the skull naturally kills you."

"If all else fails, duck. As a defensive stratagem it is unreliable, but incredibly reassuring for a moment or two"

Should a machine not function upon striking the panel marked 'on' this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preparation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party upon the operator or machine. The operator must repeat the ritual from the beginning repurifying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations, and striking the panel marked 'on'. An accompanying oath may be made. Should this procedure fail, the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual. Runic Spaceflight - An Introduction: Naval Flight Manual W110E

>version 1.0(AKA doomsday)
matrioshka brain built around the sun by our Transcendi can run it at 10 fps with 200 dorfs
quarks are simulated for even more realistic fire spread and magma flow
insane fell mood dorfs sometimes see through the simulation, they kill themselves
there will never be v1.0

-insane fell mood dorfs sometimes see through the simulation, they kill themselves -

--dorfs sometimes see through the simulation--

My god what has dorf science wraught?!


Alright playtester, here it is. What you see before you is gold. Not real gold, oh no, we used all that to guilt my own life size statue. No, what you see here is a money making machine.

Think about it like this. You put money in, you get money out. Not this baby.

It'll make money from nothing. And from nothing, I mean other people. A marketing tool. That's what we've got here.

It's designed to find the things you've got, make them more expensive. And still make some poor shmuck buy it.

I call it;
the Model Allocation Tuner with Applied Retro Development. We here at Games Workshop call it Mat.

Say hello Mat.