Recent reviews by Deer Man.

I was able to play the first couple of missions, I went to turnipseed farm and attempted to do a cow abduction mission.

when I launched into the cow abduction mission, the game froze, I restarted the game and it launched me directly into the cow abduction mission, I did the mission and upon completion the screen became a blur and the gameplay slowed down. (it would be at this time that a HUD telling me how I did in the mission pops up but instead it just stayed this way and I couldn't do anything but move around a blurry canvas in slow motion)

I relaunched the game and now I can't load any mission, I can't start new games, I can't play the game.

what the ♥♥♥♥?

I grew up playing this game

This game sucks.

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gud game 100/10

do not buy, game contains red shell spyware.

uninstall if you own it.

this is super not cool.

yeaaaaaaaaahh no.

I like this game,

It's bad and I do not recommend anyone ever buying this game,

but I like this game.

♥♥♥♥ this game.

This game pretty much started me on steam.
if you haven't already, buy it.