Recent reviews by PR1NCE06

Not worth the time.

In the 20 minutes I played with a friend: The cassette player broke and wouldn't let me remove the first tape. One of the dials on the brief case got stuck between two numbers.

How do you have multiple soft locks in just the first room???

Better than sex and buttered popcorn

Pick up ladder. THROW LADDER.

Can have intercourse with petite vampire twink

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- (Added another just for this game)
☑ Depends on the gamemode
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I f♥♥♥ing love this game.

I recommend the game highly. Sure it has problems (A.k.a Valve thinks like no living person, it's hitboxes sometimes do not make sense, and hacking is so big of an issue and it's not been fixed besides "Prime matchmaking"). It does have it's downs, but it is such a fun game to waste your time on, when you have the time to be wasted. Bored sitting around? Play some CS:GO. Its so easy and fun to get into after about 50 GOOD games. The community isn't so great either, but name a FPS that doesn't have 10-13 year olds spamming chats or mics, or 20-30 year olds acting like they're the authority. I do warn you, if you get placed into silver, good luck.
And let's be honest. It's a video game, it's ment to blow away time. Don't take it TOO serious.

♥♥♥♥♥ 7.7/10

10/10 IGN