Then she was like "Hey, do you mind if I see your apartment?" and I was like "I care about you a lot, and I don't want you to get hurt because of my damn cat's hair."

And come to think of it, my cat is an ungrateful bastard who causes nothing but misery and despair to all who own her, and her last three owners all committed suicide, so I know she's cursed, and she pukes on the rug every day, and sometimes on my face in my sleep and poops all over the place even though her cat box is right there, and is ripping apart all my furniture and pisses on the floor and eats all my weed, and attacks everyone who comes near her, including me, and sometimes attacks me in my sleep for no reason and leaves my face covered in scratch marks and I live in constant fear and depression because this thing exists, but I don't know if I should get rid of my cat, because that would be admitting defeat, and if I do that, the cat wins.

So it's either my cat or Kristen.

WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????????

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