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I wake up today, went to the kitchen to eat something. Brandon Lindsay H. came in and said "fallout morning!". Poor monkey. He doesn't play Mishima. He doesn't know how good it is wavedashing

My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.

stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do

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Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.

LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!

A beautiful story: side stories I

“We were filming a scene when we contracted a deadly disease called human papillomavirus”.

“Oh- how menacing it was, I couldn’t take it my dear!”

“That’s incredible! Can I join??” - Vincent

A short but beautiful story III:

*wood creaks*

*thud* *fwop* *thud*

“Haa, Haaaa—am I doing it right dad?”

“Yeah you’re doing just fine, I love you Lorenzo”

“I’m about to go, Haaaaaa-“ 💦

“CUT”

“Did you catch that Vincent?”

“Yeah that was hot af!”

A beautiful story II:

I did it everyone, I said, “hmphh, I guess we could try”.

“Fina-effing-lly”

*thump* *badump* *thump*

Heart was pounding as we were both in heat.

“That’s how I met your father kids

*cloud bubble disappears*

“But what did you do after dad?”

“You’ll see one day, I’ll raise you to be a great partner, one like me. Maybe one day you’ll find your man”

- An original by yours truly, sincerely, and best wishes: Ditto
- For our beautiful, but quirky little goof ball: Vincent

A beautiful story:

This man… let me tell ya, at first I thought he was never going to do it. He told me he wasn’t going to do it. I was in awe

“Unbelievable”, I was thinking. He looked at me in the eyes and said,

“hey babe, I can’t hold it in anymore, do I have your permission?”.

Looking at him, first staring at his face, slowly making eye contact with his chest. I couldn’t believe it, I myself could not hold it in. I glanced at it- down there I mean. He put his palms on my chin, pulling my eyes back to his.

“Eyes over here buddy”, with a little smirk.