Recent reviews by DEIIS

Alright boys, played Vince Zampella’s BATTLEFIELD 6 -- and yeah... holy sh*t, I’m finished, I’m f**king done. This shooter ate my soul whole like BATTLEFIELD 4 all over again. No way, that can’t be real. I’m gone. Don’t message me, I no exist anymore. See you in 2028. GG. Adios, amigos!

If you're a beast who loves chopping meat and wrapping guts around a stick… this game was made for you… oh yeah.

No worse than Sniper Elite 5, it’s basically just extra missions on the same level.
Fans of shooting nuts 🥚🥚 and watching it in X-ray will especially love it!

When I first started the game and saw a truck driving at night in a thunderstorm, that was it — I finished.

I heard that those who bought Assassin’s Creed Mirage saved Ubisoft from doom and oblivion, to put it simply, from death.

Not to hint at anything, but I’m expecting a great little achievement from these “talented devs” called “SAVIOR of UBISOFT!”. Yep. Waiting on it. Thanks.

Buy Starfield so Todd can make a new Elder Scrolls, so you can buy Skyrim again.

Oh, yeah, I've been eagerly waiting for this for a long time. Waiting to freeze my butt off.

My playthrough times for the Dark Souls games:
Dark Souls - 68 hours
Dark Souls II - 90
Dark Souls III - 105

ELDEN RING -- 410 hours... WTF FromSoftware/Bandai Namco???
Miyazaki, what the hell?? Where did my summer go? I don't remember it. Give me my summer back!

The DARK SOULS series is a masterpiece. Every moment, every area is unique. But in ELDEN RING, 200 hours is just aimless wandering through empty spaces :/

That's it, DARK SOULS series is completed, totally done. I suffered. I am now in process of rehabilitation.
Don't buy ELDEN RING in any case!! Don't even try, man.

Majula is my favorite location. It's so nice. I played mostly there. Cool.