Honourable quotes:

Man smoke green but nothing like CeeLo - Boot
When I'm breaststroking, I don't mean swimming - Jx
leaned over, not a fart ,fat gush of projectile ♥♥♥♥, had to bike home- d0dzy
Lucie Williams is peng - stew
Have you seen Rae's arse?- Cunningham
bro might come out on 420- PLeX
taking selfies with people on their death beds- PLeX
titty cancer, cause all the tits i suck- PLeX
Happy 16th Birthday - David Amos
im getting a phil trim- phooey
green lump of ♥♥♥♥ fell out- green ♥♥♥♥ nutty
nath youve got a mental arse- phoo
i am the game- phoo
phooey gets ketty clutches- phoo
swings and roundabouts aint it- phoo
have you ever had carrots on an oatcake, banging- phoo
^and gravy- phoo
ive got an egirl on dota you know- phoo
come on roblox for a bit- phoo
matt come mine right now and grapple me- nutty
She wasn't 6ft at prom, she grew - phoo
shes thinks im coming prom when im 19 - phoo
Im not coming your prom im global elite - phoo
working hard or hardly workin - hottub slaz