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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:36pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:30am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May @ 8:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:47am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:17pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:11am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:51pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:34pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 3:32am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:03pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:17am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 May @ 6:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:16am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:58pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:49pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:49pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May @ 6:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:25pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:44pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:58am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:48am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:22am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:33am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:26pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:02pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 4:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:01pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:22am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:40am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:20pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 3:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:36am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:38pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:27am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 May @ 6:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 May @ 7:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 7:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:44pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:05am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:18am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:56pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:51pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:36am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:26am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 4:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May @ 7:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 7:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:56pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:46am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 1:02am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:56pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:45pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 3:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:10am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 10:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 3:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May @ 10:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 1:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 9:29am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:39pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May @ 2:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:03pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:48am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:46am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 9:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:37pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 11:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 11:20am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:44am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:58pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:58pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 9:17am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May @ 7:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 7:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:58pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:56pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:41pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 4:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 9:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 8:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 9:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:59pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 12:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:45am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 5:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:27am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:45am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 4:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 3:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 7:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 12:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 9:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:40am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked