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Recent reviews by CynicalSalmon

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380.4 hrs on record (156.6 hrs at review time)
Stay a while and listen!
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.9 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
I unlocked the police hat.

Allo, Allo, Alohomora!
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
It's quite fun.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's Pokemon but doesn't ever come close to it. Good game though.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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6.9 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Budget monopoly.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
50.3 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OpenIV, ♥♥♥♥ you.
Posted 14 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,719.1 hrs on record (1,416.7 hrs at review time)
Hours upon hours of fun with absolutely anyone you can get to play it.. they'll enjoy this game!

[22/06/2018] - Still love it.

[22/11/2018] - Still love it.

[29/06/2019] - Still love it.

[29/11/2019] - Still love it.

[11/11/2020] - Still love it.

[25/01/2024] - Stopped played around 2022, removal of trading, no NEW (I don't mean decals, goal explosions, cars or maps) content and EPIC in general is slowing killing this game.
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 25 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,611.9 hrs on record (658.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Global Offensive is definitely a Counter-Strike sequel -- it looks and feels familiar, with minor tweaks here and there to help balance old issues and surprise longtime players. This is a demanding, skill-based multiplayer game that's as satisfying now as it ever was, but it's for a specific kind of player. If you're not willing to learn to play different than you're used to, look elsewhere. Otherwise, this is a top-tier tactics game that will probably share the long-tailed legacy of its predecessors.
Posted 3 June, 2015.
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