"Let's rock baby!" - Dante

"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country" – John Fritzgerald Kennedy
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"We do a little trolling it's called we do a little trolling" – Donald John Trump

LOL bro your aim is garbage. You couldn't even hit me doing the most predictable jumps ever when I was wasn't even trying. Stay mad ;^)

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nice unboxes#notrlly lmao but i read you like Soundsmith does (ie ur no match for me whatsoever)

THE CRATE DEPRESSION NEVER FORGET 7/26/2019

RIP TF2 MARKET

Noobmaster, hey, it’s Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're go see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

Guys, it's me, the Heavy, you have to help me, it's been at least 3 hours since I saw Spy here on 2fort, he was with me before and would come back with the intel and some important news, but the most serious thing is this, right now, there's a perverted woman with a club in the pants longer than the scout, she's trying to catch me, chasing me wherever I go, I'm afraid she'll use that club to me and I'm so scared. please help me. SPY WHERE ARE YOU?! Damn I'm worried a lot for you Spy. If that chick has already taken you? please Saxton, let it be not true. please Spy, come home now, help me
HELP ME SPY!!!!
help me....
please....
*sob*
I do not want to die....

new pc now I can actually play other games

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Scout's mom came into my room to bring me a plate of Sandviches and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of Sandviches out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to scout's mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to combust. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is Pyro getting the update? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe valve is so corrupt. I want primary weapons to believe in. I want Pyro to be in prison and for valve to fix Heavy. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought the Heavy was ahead in the strawpolls???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

7/11 was a part time job

+REP really cool guy

aaaayyy lmao

rootis tootis point and pootis

heyyyy super

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