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tristwyn 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:22am 
I sexually Identify as an Penguin. Ever since I was a little penguino I dreamed of soaring over the glaciers dropping hot sticky turds on disgusting seals. People say to me that a person being a penguin is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install flippers, 200mg of sass and the power to noot noot on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Noot Noot" and respect my right to noot noot from above and make noises needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a penguiphobe and need to check your nooting privilege. Thank you for being so noot noot.
tristwyn 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:21am 
I sexually Identify as an Penguin. Ever since I was a little penguino I dreamed of soaring over the glaciers dropping hot sticky turds on disgusting seals. People say to me that a person being a penguin is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install flippers, 200mg of sass and the power to noot noot on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Noot Noot" and respect my right to noot noot from above and make noises needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a penguiphobe and need to check your nooting privilege. Thank you for being so noot noot.
tristwyn 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:19am 
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tristwyn 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:18am 
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Bag O' Wine 24 Dec, 2015 @ 2:10am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
sneed 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
doge is like 100 years old now come on
tristwyn 23 Mar, 2015 @ 2:55pm 
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tristwyn 22 Mar, 2015 @ 2:03pm 
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sneed 27 Feb, 2015 @ 3:06pm 
Well ♥♥♥♥ guess i better do what it says dont wanna be spooked now
Bag O' Wine 27 Feb, 2015 @ 3:05pm 
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sneed 6 Feb, 2014 @ 10:29am 
mwahahaaa
Bag O' Wine 5 Feb, 2014 @ 9:59am 
LEAVE MY SOUL ALONE