Happy birthday!!!

When the stonk 📊📝 fade up 📈💸, my ♥♥♥♥ goes too 🍆⬆️😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬‍ makes me hard 🦴💦. All the countries 🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🦠 so the money 💰💵💸 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy ♥♥♥♥ ✂️🍆🩸 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😸. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡️🐻 and make 🤌🏼 more money 💰💵💸 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍾 and eat your ass 👅🍑.

Merry Christmas

I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗 🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦 SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡 😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸‍♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻 ‍♂️ 👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼ 🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆 💦 😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛ 🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏

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If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆