Recent reviews by Mr. Self Destruct

As an owner of the digital deluxe edition I should have this for free

You hacks over at sega better learn from this absolute joke

Yakuza if it was an anime game set in the Fate universe

Honestly one of the best souls likes ive ever played

Best game ever made

As a Saber main I am going to unite all of us together so that we can get through all of the gatekeepers who tell us that we can’t have fun while playing this game, all I wanted to do is see my blonde wife in this Melty Blood Type Lumina but Melty players have to suck such big ♥♥♥♥! #SaberMainsUnite join me in this endless night as we (the Saber mains from the Fate community will overthrow the GATEkeeping boomer community of jackasses with 1000 hours on Melty Blood!
All that’s on my mind is Saber, whenever I see something blonde my magic circuit activates and I strengthen my ♥♥♥♥ as I get ready for another jerk off session to the one and only Saber. Arcueid, Hisui, Kohaku and all of those Tsukihime characters are literally just copies of Saber like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ why is everyone complaining when the inspiration for all of them is in this game. If anything the Melty players with 1000 hours can go suck big ♥♥♥♥, I want to play Saber but they just instantly disconnect just because I’m a Fate fan!
(I play Fate Grand Order)
I won’t be surprised if the eventual crossover event for Tsukihime in Fate Grand Order does poorly, smh Tsukihime fans are so toxic like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they get so salty because their fighting game includes a character that wasn’t in their visual novel.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I almost got off to an Arcueid picture because I thought she was Saber lol!

Kainé has a fat ♥♥♥♥ so this game gets a BADASS SEAL OF APPROVAL

You wanna race bro line up bro im tryna race fast bro come on bro are you scared bro????

I wanna ♥♥♥♥ my character

Rebeccabros....

I like to insta kill my friends so its good