Do you have a job? Lose the job
Sex, you have some? Sex equals minus kills. No sex, plus kills. Battlefield is my p*ssy.
You got a sh*t bucket? If you go to a bathroom you're not playing Battlefield. You sh*t in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield.

Soldier, there is no honor in killing a man with a glitch gun. You have to take down an attack chopper... with a knife.
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Gamer4Life