ich ficke dich und deine kameraden du hurensohnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Mein treuer Fritz,

Zank you for your support, but I must humbly request an additional 500 korun. You see, ze journey to Argentina is long, and I vill need ze distraction of ze slot machines to pass ze time. Fear not, I vill repay ze funds as soon as ve achieve our glorious victory from overseas.

Mit loyal thanks,
Der Führer
Berlin Bunker 21.4.1945

Mein lieber Fritz,

I am vriting to you vit great urgency. Ze situation requires immediate action, and your assistance is essential. Ve need to secure 500 korun to arrange ze transport of ze Führer to Argentina and to procure ze new Skoda RS vehicle for ze mission. Zis is a matter of utmost importance for ze Vaterland, and I know I can rely on your unwavering dedication.

Your loyal service to ze Reich has always been exemplary, and I vish to commend you for your discipline and courage. Few men can match your commitment. However, Fritz, allow me to say—ve have noticed your hairline is retreating like ze enemy before our might. Zis is but ze mark of ze wisdom you bring to our cause.

Act swiftly, mein Freund. Ze Vaterland depends on you.

Mit highest regard,

Generalfeldmarschall Wilhelm Keitel
Oberkommando der Wehrmacht
Berlin 21.4.1945

god fritzel

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