I once seen young adults with autism locked in a dark well, they were fed shrooms, and yelled at screaming "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!"

... I was one of those young adults... Here's my story;



There was a young man of Nantucket.
Who went down a well in a bucket;
The last words he spoke.
Before the rope broke,
Were, "Arsehole, you bugger, and suck it."

As time went on, the young man came to learn that the rope did not break... But, his sister, who was descending the bucket - cut it..

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

The young man, still stuck at the bottom of the well. With no hope for being saved from his sister has been down the well for 3 days. His friends found, attempted to save him - but also fell in with him. An old man, passing by a few days later could here the young mens cry for help.

He runs to the well, and tells them "Ill be back with a ladder, but in the meantime; have these mushrooms! Its all i have for food - and you boys look hungry.

An hour passes, and the man comes back and calls for the boys; "How are you young men doin' down there?!"

*The young men respond with autistic screeching*

The old man, having gotten the ladder to save the boys, puts the ladder down the well, and climbs down to the bottom with the young men..

The old man says;

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it."


The man yells: "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!"

*The boys respond with loud screeching...*


-the end-