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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:24am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:51am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:10am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:33pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:33pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:46pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:25pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:04am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:06am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 6:58am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:35am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:12am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:26am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:42am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:37am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:27am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:14am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:53am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:01am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:44am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:00am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:47am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:45am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:34pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:54am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:06am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:17am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:32am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:56am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:37am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:13am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:58am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:32am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:29am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:30am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:00am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:34am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:36am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:43am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:16am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:20am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:55am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:38am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:20am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:37pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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