hey accept my friend request ^^

hi bro! add me please :)

+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥

Hello,

I recently ordered a Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicoloured Silicone Dildo 7 Inch from your small business, directly from the website.

It arrived perfectly, the packaging was beautiful and alluring - really setting the mood for what I was about to unpack.

However, to my surprise, when I viewed the goods inside my heart instantly shattered. I was so excited, gleeful even, just for my eyes to be met with a Mantric Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Vibrator.

What will this do for me? Do I look like I have a ♥♥♥♥?

Please get back to me on this matter as I am very upset.

+rep, good player

AHHH LISTEN HERE LET ME RECALL an old tale, it was great back in the DAWN life wasnt so bright as it was now, it was a old forest, dark, and grey. I was a young lad looking to just have some help on me feet that was all too hard until I had meeten Mich, see Mich here doesn't say much but he has a thing to him, you know what him means when he gives you that look life isnt as hard as Mich around but as I'm no longer that young lad I had to go my own path, thank you mich for always being there when the times were tough, thank you for holding me in your big strong arms when the nights were cold, thank you for putting me on me feet when I needed you most (Ps. ♥♥♥♥ you)