I want to rape ur tiny little asehole till it bleeds

I miss my girlfreind

Hey wanna hook up? Im in need of a pounding?

Hello, police I found a baby on my front porch what do I do with it?

Im sorry, did you miss the part where they fed HIM FRYER FAT. The poor man would have rather been dead than eat that nasty sludge that you gross canadfians fry your food in. Moose and maple sirup and whatever else you eat. SO TELL ME THIS. DId the man SURVIVE or did he have to go out with the trash the NEXT DAY?

A mission to god, HA. Last time I checked the last man who got sent on a goddly mission ended up at the door step of a MACDONALDS bare naked and just begging for something to eat. HE was StarVING! And all they could spare was a cup of grese from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRYER. So where was your GOD when that poor man was Sipping GREASE to quench his hunger!!!!!!!?????

I tried to call your pastor, but he claims THAT YOU GOT KICKED OUT of his church, for various things. Including but not limited too. Sneaking into the lades bathroom, stealing money from the collection, pissing in the holy water, and punching the alter boy! so EXPLAIN that!

Very rude of you to assume that is me in the picture. I am very offended and I will be writing a letter to your parents DEMANDING AN APPOLOJY

I accidentally lost the key to my chiken coop and it's LOCKED. I can smeel rotton eggs and the chickens are getting hungry, can u help me?

Ever heard of a shroom cake little one?

Can you help me... I order a Brown Patty but all I got was a sour burber?

WOW i will say one thig, ur the racixt that elected doneld trunk and people like YOU

Dam here in America we dont serve chiken figners because we dont allow fat gross pigs to come into the resteraunt looking for grub.

Ever see a homstyle chicken patty figner squished between a mans toes?

I tried asking them but I couldn't decipher the quasi-random clicking and sucking of their teeth.

They prefer the name, "Out-dated Farm Equipment"

"He can eat my ♥♥♥♥...but he's not suckin' my ♥♥♥♥."

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