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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:04pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:08pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:24pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:20pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:31pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:32pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:06pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:08pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:43pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:35pm



Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool