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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Avattu 9.12.2014 klo 0.04

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.38

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Avattu 13.12.2015 klo 22.06

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Avattu 13.12.2015 klo 22.17

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.26

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.38

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.38

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.38

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.38

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Avattu 22.12.2016 klo 23.21

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Avattu 23.12.2016 klo 0.26



Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
4 / 100

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
546 / 2,000

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
1,740 / 10,000

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
49 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
22 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
2,639 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
2 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
6 / 75

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
3 / 50

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
1,210 / 7,200

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
20 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
30 / 500

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
0 / 1

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
0 / 1

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
0 / 1

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
0 / 1

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
0 / 1

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
0 / 1

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
0 / 1

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
1 / 12

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 30

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 5

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
0 / 1

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
0 / 1

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
0 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
0 / 3

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
0 / 200

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
0 / 4

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
0 / 6

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
6 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
2 / 10

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
0 / 1

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
0 / 1

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
0 / 1

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
0 / 2,000,000

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1