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Wow um this is weird lol I've never talked to a cute boy on the internet aha. I hope u don't find me as a stalker lol I'm really nervous talking to you right now. Ur really cute and I'm so ugly why do even talk to me lol haha. Are you talking to me because u feel bad for me, well if u are then thanks I really need friends. Do u have a thing for gamer girls like me or something hehe. If I could marry u I would because ur really cute. I bet ur really big lol ;)) haha that was kind of inappropriate lol sorry I didn't want to creeper u out lol. Hopefully we can still be friends :). smokey weed hah aeverythingday