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79.7 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
Great game, one of only a handful that I actually tried to 100%. Can't wait for Psychonauts 2!
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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22.3 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
First half of the game is pretty good, but then the second half of the game devolves into boring repetitive garbage.
Posted 25 August, 2016.
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1.7 hrs on record
The most fun I had was uninstalling it. 11/10 would scrub from my computer again.
Posted 14 March, 2016. Last edited 2 October, 2016.
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996.8 hrs on record (258.7 hrs at review time)
If you want to have a life, don't play CBA. There is no going back.
Posted 5 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
They took the second worst iteration of CS and polished it up for Esports and mass consumption.
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
This game is repitive cancer. Don't buy it, especially now that they've added crates and keys that give you stat altering skins.
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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5.0 hrs on record
Tedious, clunky, and infuriating. It's a side scrolling shooter type game where you can juggle enemies by shooting them, but if you aren't quick enough the enemies can juggle you as well. There is almost no way to avoid getting juggled besides shooting first or hiding in the background in certain areas on a few levels. A total of six weapons can be obtained in game; three of them are simply better versions of the first three. Setting and story were somewhat interesting, but the Developers chose not to do elaborate on anything besides providing a basic background for the events of the game as told through music video cutscenes. The music is decent, not great though. It's some sort of British Alt - Indie rock. Did I mention that the controls are clunky as ♥♥♥♥? You move insanely slow, with awkward jumping and rolls thrown in to round out the crappiness. You also can't aim up or down, which is just as well since most of the time your enemies will be on the same level as you juggling you the second you come into view. The only things this game has going for it are the graphics, which are nice, and the jetpack sections which reminded me of Luftrausers. It's a shame a game called rocketbirds doesn't let you actually be a rocketbird most of the time.
Posted 25 January, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Double Fine is abandoning development of the game once they have rushed it up to a 1.0 release version. They will continue to make bugfixes and support the game, but they will not add any more content The game as it stands now in Alpha 6 is very bare bones in of terms of content, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minecraft is more complete than this. I haven't played through all the game's content yet, since I've been busy catching up on my backlog of games, but rest assured in that it seems most people have played through all the game offers within a couple hours. Double Fine expects modders to make up for the lack of content, since they can't be bothered to add it themselves, while still charging $25 that could be spent towards a more solid, longer lasting, and ultimately more entertaining game.
Posted 20 September, 2014.
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38.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Great game, would definetly recommend it. Alot of fun with friends. Amazing presentation, probably one of the most polished games I have ever seen. The gameplay will appeal to most, but it's not really a typical platformer. Spelunky tends to be slower and more strategic than most platformers, sort of like a pseudo metroidvania game with roguelike elements. Sharp 2D graphics, easily on par or even better than games like Super Meat Boy. Great replay value, definetly worth the $1 I spent on it. It also has good controller support, all of the menus fully support controllers. 8.5/10
Posted 12 April, 2014.
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23.6 hrs on record
Great mod, with a small but dedicated friendly community.
Posted 28 December, 2011.
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